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Episode 32: HEATHERS (w/ Kevin MacKenzie, Saralyn Fumiko, Zachary Lamb, & Dinah Walker) March 22nd, 2021
Before any of those high school comedy slasher movies, there was this 1989 black comedy starring a young Wynona Ryder & Christian Slater. Take a listen to our review of "Heathers"
Episode 31.5: Pinkfong & Baby Shark’s Space Adventure (w/ Abigail Walker, T. Walker, & Dinah Walker) March 20th, 2021
Hola, villains! For our very first mini-episode, we have the youngest of our Walker Clan in attendance for 2019 Korean global phenomenon sing-song nonsense that is a full length movie on Netflix about Baby Shark... We hope you all enjoy!
Episode 31: One Cut Of The Dead (w/ Saralyn Fumiko, Timothy Kiley, Zachary Lamb, & Dinah Walker) March 15th, 2021
Q: What do you get when you put a terrible director directing a zombie movie w/ both real and fake zombies? Take a trip to out to Japan w/ your fave villains to review this 2017 horror comedy!
Review: DREDD (2012)
Sylvester Stallone..? Yeah, not in this movie, BITCH! Take a gander at Peach Trees thru some computerized eyes to check out the newest article for Villainous Cinema!
Episode 30: In The Mouth Of Madness (w/ Timothy Kiley, Zachary Lamb, & Dinah Walker) March 8th, 2021
Take a listen to our review of this 1994 John Carpenter psychological horror classic, "In The Mouth Of Madness" movie w/ a score by both John Carpenter & The Carpenters! Like, share, subscribe, & enjoy
IT'S A VILLAINOUS CINEMA SUPERHOW! Joined by some newcomers, the crew breaks down this 2009 Japanese Gorefest. Thanks to all our fans for their support and we hope you enjoy.
Episode 28: DRACULA 2000 (w/ Timothy Kiley, Zachary Lamb, & Dinah Walker) February 21st, 2021
Let's go ahead or even forward to the year 2000 to talk about this Wes Craven materpiece, "Dracula 2000"
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Review: PG: Psycho Goreman (2020)
Another amazing article written by our Patreon subscription winner, Sarah Fumiko, to accompany our latest podcast on the newest Valentine’s Day classic superhero monster horror comedy, “PG: Psycho Goreman”! What an amazing job, yet again. Take a read on anything we might have glossed over or missed. *WARNING: SPOILERS AHOY!*
Episode 27: PG: Psycho Goreman (w/ Zachary Lamb & Dinah Walker) February 14th, 2021
Seriously.. Who wouldn't do PG: Psycho Goreman after seeing it & not talking about it since it just came out?! We are back with our review of this 2021 sci-fi schlock horror comedy.
Again, thank you to all of our supporters. We would not have watched this without you!
Episode 26: TEETH (w/ Timothy Kiley, Zachary Lamb, & Dinah Walker) February 8th, 2021
Q: Ever thought your vagine could make you a mutant X-Man..? Welp, grow up & live next to a power plant whilst we traverse the strange skies of this award-winning 2007 horror comedy. Like, share subscribe, & enjoy
Review: TEETH (2007)
To accompany our upcoming podcast, our newest article writer & recent Patreon winner, Sarah Fumiko, has written an incredible article on this 2007 award-winning American horror comedy. Check it out & let us know what you think. Cheers!
Episode 25: Cabin In The Woods (w/ Timothy Kiley, Zachary Lamb, & Dinah Walker) January 25th, 2021
FACT: Before Joss Whedon made a little movie called “The Avengers”, he made a film that turned every horror movie on its head. Take a listen to our review of the 2011 self-aware horror comedy, “Cabin In The Woods”
Episode 24: Midsommar (w/ Saralyn Fumiko, Rich Cass, Timothy Kiley, Zachary Lamb, & Dinah Walker) January 18th, 2021
A ritual in the middle of Sweden? Check. Tons of mushroom tea? Check. All hands on deck for this 2019 folk horror film by Ari Aster? Def check. Have some fun listening to our review of “Midsommar”
Episode 23: Santa Jaws (w/ Timothy Kiley, Zachary Lamb, & Dinah Walker) January 11th, 2021
You think the holiday movies are over?! We here at Villainous Cinema say "NOPE" & bring you our latest review of the 2019 Syfy holiday classic, "Santa Jaws" plus the return of Timothy Kiley!
Episode 22: Doom: Annihilation (w/ Zachary Lamb & Dinah Walker) January 1st, 2021
Q: How many classic science fiction movies can the sequel of a video game starring The Rock rip off before you realize that they should have stopped with one..? We question this & many other things as we bring in 2021 with our review of the 2019 sci fi action thriller sequel “Doom: Annihiliation”
Episode 21: FATMAN (w/ Zachary Lamb & Dinah Walker) December 25th, 2020
Merry Xmas, villains! With the year winding down (& what a terrible year it was), we decided to do an epsiode on this years newest holiday action future cult classic featuring the return of Hollywood leading man, Mel Gibson, as a gun-toting Santa Claus! As a holiday treat, we also included the after show (VC Dark). We love all you villains. Happy New Year!
Review: TMNT: Out Of The Shadows (2016)
I was bored, so I watched this sequel (as a longtime fan of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles franchise) from 2016. What did I think about it...?
Episode 20: Tremors: Shrieker Island (w/ Zachary Lamb & Dinah Walker) November 14th, 2020
Whilst preparing for a podcast on the orginal Tremors film, we were subjected to the latest addition to the Tremors franchise & decided this was a much better one for Villainous Cinema to cover. Check out our review of Tremors: Shrieker Island!
Review: Daylight’s End (2016)
What do you get when you cross vampires, zombies, & special forces survivors in a post-apolalyptic environment? Check out our latest review of this 2016 action horror film!
Review: Ilsa, She Wolf Of The SS (1975)
Our first grindhouse review! It only took about the entire 5 years we have been doing Villainous Cinema, but the day is finally here! Check out our review of the Canadian Exploitation film, Ilsa, She Wolf Of The SS
Review: The Axiom (2018)
What’s up, villains?! Let’s get down with another film by someone nobody has ever heard of! Is it good? Great question. Check out a review of this 2018 horror/psychological gem you may or may not enjoy! But thas what we do, right..?
Review: OVERLORD (2018)
A small group of U.S. soldiers in World War 2 are charged with destroying a radio tower, but instead find bizarre experiments on humans. Check out a review of this 2018 horror/war film from producer J.J. Abrams.
Review: MANDY (2019)
"Mandy" is a horror cult classic flick from last year about Nicolas Cage avenging the death of his wife that holds homage to the drive-thru theaters that we have needed long before this year. Grab a giant axe (or chainsaw) & take a good read of a review of “Mandy”
EPISODE 19: CRAWL (w/ Timothy Kiley & Dinah Walker) September 19th, 2020
Villainous Cinema returns with a review of the 2019 Sam Raimi produced creature feature, "CRAWL"! As Floridians, we kinda consider this a comedy. Like, share, subscribe, & enjoy!
Review: Color Out Of Space (2019)
Since we didn't have a podcast this week, I felt the need to make up for it w/ a few articles. This time, I thought I would choose another current movie you can find on the Shudder streaming service, "Color Out Of Space"
Review: HOST (2020)
Since we have all been locked down, it is really difficult to get a podcast together... Apparently, it is even more difficult to make a movie! Here is a review of the 2020 Shudder screen life original thriller, "HOST"
Review: I Was A Teenage Wereskunk (2016)
Based off the 1957 Michael Landon classic, “I Was A Teenage Werewolf”, this 2016 horror comedy spoof attempts to recreate the campy madness of the original. Find out how bad this one stunk w/ our latest article by Evan Landon.
EPISODE 18: Guns Akimbo (w/ Sarah Paglione, Timothy Kiley, & Dinah Walker) August 21st, 2020
Q: What if some internet troll had to eat his words in a dystopian universe, was completely worthless, & his avatar was Harry Potter? Look no further than this 2020 action comedy starring Daniel Radcliffe! Bolt some 50 round pistols to your hands & take a listen to our review of “Guns Akimbo”!
Review: He Never Died (2015)
Q: ever wanted an immortal, cannibalistic, biblical superhero played by Henry Rollins of Black Flag fame?! Here is my review of the 2015 horror comedy, "He Never Died" Like, share, subscribe, & enjoy!
EPISODE 17: Italian Spiderman (w/ Sarah Paglione, Timothy Kiley, & Dinah Walker) July 31st, 2020
What if Spiderman was a fat, cigarette smoking Italian who could disappear, fly, chop off limbs, use animals as weapons, make toy motorcycles into real ones by smashing them on the ground, bite people, throw orgies, smash heads w/ rocks, & use a mustache boomerang bomb, but what he really loves is shooting people w/ guns? Wonder no longer! Featuring Sarah Paglione of the W.E.L.P. podcast. Enjoy!
Review: The Bad Batch (2017)
Check out our latest review of the 2017 award-winning dystopian thriller, “The Bad Batch” starring Suki Waterhouse, Jason Mamoa, & Keanu Reeves!
Review: The Old Guard (2020)
What a wild movie! Take an introspective look at a movie that may or may not have slipped thru.. As always, share, like, subscribe, & enjoy
What’s up, villains?! We are back w/ a review of the 1989 horror comedy follow up to the cult classic, “C.H.U.D” is our review of this sequel that nobody asked for! Take a listen as we break down this hidden VHS Trash gem, C.H.U.D 2: Bud The Chud. Like, share, subscribe, & enjoy!
EPISODE 15: Don’t Blink (w/ Timothy Kiley & Dinah Walker) June 26th, 2020
A nice cozy loft in the Colorado mountains? Check. Nobody around for mile? Check? No maids, continuity, or script? Check. Have a listen to our latest review of the 2014 indie horror film, “Don’t Blink”. Like, share, subcsribe, & enjoy!
Review: KNiVES OUT (2019)
Ever wanted Rian Johnson’s take on the Agatha Christie-style Who-Dun-It? Too bad! Check out this review of a nostalgic premise revitalized for a new generation.
Review: The Lighthouse (2019)
Check out my review of last year’s hidden gem of a movie that could easily be a stage play someday, “The Lighthouse”! Like, share, subscribe, & enjoy.
Ever wondered what would happen if the SyFy channel used stock footage of a worldwide apocalypse w/ a flimsy script. Look no further than this cinematic marvel!
EPISODE 13: FEAST (w/ Matty Violence & Joshua Flores) April 24th, 2020
Villainous Cinema returns to bring you a review of the 2006 modern day horror classic, “FEAST”! Like, share, subscribe, & (as always) enjoy!
Review: Bloodshot (2020)
I know we are all bored & wish we could hit up the theaters, but here is the last movie I saw in the theater before all this nonsense happened! Hope you guys enjoy my review of Vin Diesel’s latest comic book franchise attempt, “Bloodshot”!
EPISODE 12: Fantasy Island (w/ Zachary Lamb & Dinah Walker) April 10th, 2020
Aloha, villains! What do we need to get thru these hard times? You’re right! A podcast on one of the last movies released in 2020, the Valentine’s Day classic of the remake of a TV show nobody asked for! Featuring.. the return of two of our greatest co-hosts of all time, my mom & Zachary Lamb!
Review: The Dead Don’t Die (2019)
What do you get when you get an all-star cast together for a self aware horror comedy? Find out as Evan Landon breaks down this 2019 zombie flick in this latest blog!
EPISODE 11: The Stuff (w/ Matty Violence & Joshua Flores) March 27, 2020
What’s up, villains?! After a ten month sabbatical, host Evan Landon & co-hosts Matty Violence & Joshua Flores are back w/ a review of the Larry Cohen classic, “The Stuff”! We missed you guys, & this was the perfect one to come back to.
Review: Doctor Sleep (2019)
Sup villains?! Evan Landon breaks down last year’s sleeper (see wha I did there) film, “Doctor Sleep” Like, share, subscribe, & enjoy!
Review: Girl On The Third Floor (2019)
What do you get when you cast a professional wrestler & a director who wants to make an Evil Dead movie? No, it’s not a joke. Well, maybe. Check it out. Like, share, subscribe, & enjoy!
Review: 3 From Hell (2019)
The first blog for Villainous Cinema! Rob Zombie’s cinematic trilogy of the Firefly family tapers off with this lackluster sequel.
EPISODE 10: Killer Klowns From Outer Space (w/ Matty Violence & Joshua Flores) May 17th, 2019
What’s worse than Clowns..? Killer Klowns From Outer Space!!! Join Villainous Cinema as they guide us all thru a cult horror classic in only the way villains can! Like, share, subscribe, & enjoy!
EPISODE 9: Waxwork 2: Lost In Time (w/ Matty Violence & Joshua Flores)
April 20th, 2019
What’s better than Villainous Cinema reviewing the horror/comedy cult classic “Waxwork”..? Fiollowing it up w/ a review of “Waxwork 2: Lost In Time”!!! As always, thank you all so much, & like, share, subscribe, & enjoy.
EPISODE 8: Waxwork (w/ Matty Violence & Joshua Flores) April 1st, 2019
Villainous Cinema returns w/ a review of the 80’s horror/comedy classic, “Waxwork”. Step over the rope & take a listen! Like, share, subscribe, & enjoy!
EPISODE 7: Repo! The Genetic Opera (w/ Matty Violence & Joshua Flores) February 1st, 2019
Villainous Cinema reviews the 2006 rock musical, “Repo! The Genetic Opera” which in turn becomes the most musical of all the podcasts VC has ever done! Like, share, subscribe, & enjoy!
EPISODE 6: Bird Box (w/ Matty Violence & Joshua Flores) January 4th 2019
Villainous Cinema cannot fight the trends in 2019, so jump on the bandwagon & take up the Bird Box challenge w/ host Evan Landon & co-hosts Matty Violence & Joshua Flores as they disect this Netflix thriller. Like, share, subscribe, & enjoy!
EPISODE 5: Mother Krampus (w/ Matty Violence & Joshua Flores) December 12, 2018
Merry Xmas, villains! Host Evan Landon is back w/ co-hosts Matty Violence & Joshua Flores for a review of the very low budget, UK Xmas horror classic, “Mother Krampus” for your enjoyment. Like, share, subscribe, & enjoy!
EPISODE 4: Apostle (w/ Matty Violence, Joshua Flores, & Dinah Walker) November 16th, 2018
VILLAINOUS CINEMA IS BACK!!! Host Evan Landon returns w/ special guests Matty Violence, Joshua Flores, and Dinah Walker to bring ya a review of the newest Netflix cult/horror thriller, "Apostle." Enjoy!
*Explicit language for adult(ish) humour*
EPISODE 3: Aliens: Zone Of Silence (w/ Zachary Lamb & Dinah Walker) February 4th, 2018
Villainous Cinema’s proud return to the air… in podcast form! This time, host Evan Landon is joined by his mother, Dinah Walker, & the always hilarious Zachary Lamb. Take a listen to the worst entry into the Alien franchise (not really, but this one is a treat)! Like, share, subscribe, & enjoy!
EPISODE 2: The Killing Joke (w/ Alan Tyson & Tristan Harvey) September 9, 2016 (edited for 100.1fm WGOT in Gainesville, FL)
Villainous Cinema returns w/ the straight to video animated feature, “The Killing Joke” w/ Alan Tyson & Tristan Harvey. Take a listen as they dicuss the differences between the comic and the movie, which Batman & Joker actors are the best, and if the DC vs. Marvel argument is even relevant. Like, share, subscribe, & enjoy!
EPISODE I: Sharknado 4: The Fourth Awakens (w/ Alan Tyson & Mark Anthony) August 1st, 2016 (edited for 100.1fm WGOT in Gainesville, FL)
The first episode of Villainous Cinema back in 2016!! What do ya get when ya cross sharks, tornados, & B-movie actors on a shoestring budget on the Syfy channel for an unprecendented fourth time?! Host Evan Landon is joined by co-hosts & comedians Alan Tyson & Mark Anthony to figure this madness out.
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